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Jeffrey Denny
Jeffrey Denny

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Waiting for Uber
Waiting for Uber

Collection of my least-worst "humor" on Medium

2019

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Jeffrey Denny
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2 days ago

Introducing “No Troll Tuesday”

A weekly break from online hate — Jeffrey Denny The internet is lit. Terrorist groups — both ISIS and MAGA — are repopulating their Gantt charts and RACI matrix templates to project-manage new digital marketing and communications outreach strategies to destroy America. Social media has achieved new freedom to come out, recognizing, accepting and sharing with others…

Satire

5 min read

Introducing “No Troll Tuesday”
Introducing “No Troll Tuesday”
Satire

5 min read


4 days ago

GOP: Standing by their raping man

At long last, no sense of decency — Jeffrey Denny Breaking news: The GOP actually doesn’t care about morality. It never really stood for all that Christian Moral Majority traditional American family values wedge issue hogwash from the Reagan years to today’s culture wars “to protect our children.” Sorry, believers, it’s all just sound and fury signifying nothing…

Satire

4 min read

GOP: Standing by their raping man
GOP: Standing by their raping man
Satire

4 min read


6 days ago

Yes, Virginia, there are Republican values

Editorial in response to a child’s letter* — Jeffrey Denny Dear Editor — I am 8 years old. Some of my little liberal friends who say there is no Santa Claus are also wondering if the Republican Party has any values. Papa says, “If you see it on Fox, it’s so.” …

Satire

3 min read

Yes, Virginia, there are Republican values
Yes, Virginia, there are Republican values
Satire

3 min read


May 19

Ten ways not to greet people

Woker tips to say hi — Jeffrey Denny “Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.” These timeless words of wisdom have been attributed to Mark Twain, Abe Lincoln, and even the Bible. They’re even more relevant today. In these wonderfully sensitive times, it’s easy to inadvertently…

Satire

5 min read

Ten ways not to greet people
Ten ways not to greet people
Satire

5 min read


May 16

Governing for Dummies®

A unified theory of Republican politics — Jeffrey Denny It’s vexing: The mainstream professional media seems mystified that the Republican Party stands for so many outrageous positions and policies. To me, it’s simple: This is not your grandfather’s GOP. Today’s Republicans have no choice but to behave in a way that would outrage your conservative grandparents who…

Humor

3 min read

Governing for Dummies®
Governing for Dummies®
Humor

3 min read


May 8

Should Pickleball be outlawed?

Popular “racket” courts controversy — Jeffrey Denny Pickleball is America’s fastest-growing sport and fuels 50 percent of the U.S. economy. But its future is in jeopardy, threatening a Biden job-killing recession. Following the U.S. Supreme Court’s 2022 Lobs decision, which overturned the right to expect skill, grace and etiquette in racket sports, two U.S. judges…

Satire

4 min read

Should Pickleball be outlawed?
Should Pickleball be outlawed?
Satire

4 min read


May 1

HR: Unsung hero of Tucker’s takedown

“How you like me now?” — Jeffrey Denny History is delicious with heinous criminals who were finally brought to justice by relatively minor infractions. IRS took down gangster Al Capone for tax evasion. DMV nailed serial killers Ted Bundy, Joel Rifkin, and David “Son of Sam” Berkowitz when the cops arrested them for license, registration or…

Satire

4 min read

HR: Unsung hero of Tucker’s takedown
HR: Unsung hero of Tucker’s takedown
Satire

4 min read


Apr 27

Lying for Dummies®

As seen on Fox — Jeffrey Denny “This settlement reflects Fox’s continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards.” Are you a shameless, irredeemable, pathological liar? Let’s say your wife finds out you’ve been a no good cheating bastard all along. To save the marriage, you should come clean, take your lumps, beg forgiveness, make amends…

Humor

3 min read

Lying for Dummies®
Lying for Dummies®
Humor

3 min read


Apr 20

School parents: Woke v. MAGA

Teach the children well? — Jeffrey Denny I don’t have children. This makes me an expert on raising children. How so? My lack of experience and expertise makes me more objective than parents. Maybe even smarter, like MAGAs who challenge scientists about Covid or climate change. But as I’ve learned from my internet research, even…

Education

3 min read

School parents: Woke v. MAGA
School parents: Woke v. MAGA
Education

3 min read


Apr 16

Fox is innocent

How do I know? — Jeffrey Denny “The Bible tells me so.” — 1955 gospel hit, words and music by Dale Evans Dominion Voting Systems is lying about Fox News. For money! Even worse than rigging the 2020 election against Trump and America, Dominion hates America’s First Amendment right to say whatever we want without…

Satire

4 min read

Fox is innocent
Fox is innocent
Satire

4 min read

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