Crisis over Cracker Barrel meatless option raises Impossible questions — Jeffrey Denny So, Cracker Barrel put plant-based Impossible Sausage on its breakfast menu. Fragile MAGAs were triggered and traumatized that the chain was going liberal Socialist “woke” by giving diners a choice to eat healthier, feel better, and live longer for their loved ones. But they missed the real outrage…

You can’t always get what you want. Let’s get what we need. — Jeffrey Denny MEMORANDUM To: Progressive 18–29 voters From: A pragmatic older Democrat Re: Voting this November Like Senator Bernie Sanders, you may be irked with the Democrats’ passage of the Inflation Reduction Act and the win for Joe Biden. You may hate the compromises to win Senator Joe Manchin’s support…

His rabid fans are — Jeffrey Denny During the Sandy Hook civil trial, Alex Jones finally testified the truth that even the stinkbug on my windowsill already knew: Jones admitted he’s a shameless, godless, despicable, irredeemable, sociopathic liar. Best of all, he knows he’s lying as he gleefully cashes in from suckering his hundreds of…

Improving my Outlook. On life! — Jeffrey Denny I’m not a stupid sheeple. Intelligent free thinkers like me knew right away that the Covid vaccine “Chipgate” scandal was no “conspiracy theory.” …

Four ways to cancel the traitors — Republican J6 insurrection deniers, deflectors and defenders were right from the start: The hearings of the Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol are “All. Old. News.” As House “Judiciary” Committee Republicans tweeted before the first hearing began. The proceedings, while riveting and devastating…

Sound and fury need to signify — It’s classic chicken/egg: Youth don’t vote because they don’t get what they want. But youth don’t get what they want because they don’t vote. “Youth don’t vote?!?! What?! They’re a powerful voting bloc! We need to give them free college and cancel their student loans! Nah. “Most young people in…

Inflation? Boo hoo. — Jeffrey Denny Things sure are tough these days. Inflation is almost tragically noticeable to the economically comfortable. Gas prices are traumatizing, nearly distracting us from gas pump TV. Groceries can’t stock shelves fast enough so items we desperately prefer are missing as new Wegmans open. Bread lines are stretching 3–4…

How did Republicans get so mean? — Jeffrey Denny “It is snarky, sarcastic, mean-spirited, and remarkably disrespectful of Justices who spent decades on the Court.” –Fred Wertheimer on Justice Samuel Alito’s Dobbs v. Jackson opinion Reagan sunnily declared it was “Morning in America.” George H.W. Bush called for a “kinder, gentler nation.” George W. Bush promised “compassionate…

Roe cancelers love freedom — except for other Americans — Jeffrey Denny “You can imagine a future in which anti-abortion laws are permanently linked to a punitive and stingy politics, in which women in difficulties can face police scrutiny for a suspicious miscarriage but receive little in the way of prenatal guidance or postnatal support.” — conservative columnist Ross Douthat …