Gaetz Gang got greedy — Jeffrey Denny The McCarthy-Gaetz Treaty of 2023 stands as one of the greatest peace pacts since the 1494 Treaty of Tordesillas. You know, when the Papal State negotiated a deal between Portugal and Spain over who got to conquer and colonize Central and South America the most. Win-win. Similarly win-win…

Your fearful trip has just begun* — Jeffrey Denny “Nominative determinism” says thy name is destiny. For instance, don’t name your sweet newborn “Henry Charles Albert David, Prince Harold, Duke of Sussex.” He/they might grow up to look eerily like a keto Seth Rogen and “write” a New York Times best-selling memoir about your terrible horrible no…

Can I still be a good climate-woke lib? — Jeffrey Denny “For a century, we’ve loved our cars. They haven’t loved us back.” So offered a New Yorker story headline in 2019. This was before Covid thinned the roads of cars and let streateries take over the streets with eateries. …

An unlimited buffet of tasty karma dishes — Jeffrey Denny Every spring, the skies over the quaint Ohio town of Hinckley Ridge, just south of Cleveland, are darkened by a swarm of giant, ungainly and ridiculously fugly turkey vultures. The village celebrates “Hinckley Ridge Buzzards Day” to have fun and booze, and attract fun- and booze-loving tourists. The…

Revenge is a dish best served grilled like Democrat witnesses before the new House GOP Un-American Activities Committee — Jeffrey Denny Rage addicts, left and right, can’t wait for the MAGA-enslaved Republicans to sunder their morals, self-respect, oath of office and the Constitution as they settle into the House majority. The MAGA-cowed confederacy of GOP dunces is already drooling to take delicious revenge on the America-hating Socialist Democrats.

Serenity now — Jeffrey Denny Edibles were made for this. The thought occurred while stuck enjoying the teeming hoards of tired, poor, huddled masses and tempest-tossed wretched refuse united in misery as Southwest canceled 15,000 flights over the Christmas holiday. Alas, I fail to indulge in gummies. Not even $20 movie theater Jujyfruits. …

Boycotting internet “firestorms” — Jeffrey Denny Remember the terrible horrible no good very bad villains who owned, slaughtered, disemboweled and grilled or air-fried the internet in 2022? You know, like LaBrant Fam, Gabbie Hanna, Kami and Ben Crawford, West End Caleb and Andrew Tate? Me neither. Yet they all protagonized the “10 controversies that…

He’s superbad — Jeffrey Denny We all have complicated love-hate relationships. Some are with family. Some are with longtime friends, spouses or exes. Many love-hate longtime football hero Tom Brady. Others love-hate longtime football losers like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers led by the retiring/not retiring disgraced crypto-shill Tom Brady. Americans are united in…

In 2022, did you Significantly Exceed Expectations? — Jeffrey Denny Establishing New Year’s resolutions is an annual January ritual. Discarding New Year’s resolutions is an annual February ritual. But aside from a certain 45th U.S. president who is beyond perfection, I believe most people want to be better people. Consider how the self-help industry — events and seminars…