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Jeffrey Denny
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Waiting for Uber
Waiting for Uber

Collection of my least-worst "humor" on Medium

2019

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Jeffrey Denny
Jeffrey Denny

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20 hours ago

Why is Jim Jordan?

“Ay, oh, way to go Ohio” — Chrissie Hynde — Jeffrey Denny Buckeye State U.S. Rep. Jim Jordan is infamous, i.e., not the good Instagram famous. Jordan is a perennial nominee for Worst MAGA Performer on Capitol Hill. Thanks in great part to many of his fellow Republicans. This is both politically and personally vexing to me. I’m a native…

Politics

5 min read

Why is Jim Jordan?
Why is Jim Jordan?
Politics

5 min read


4 days ago

A decent Republican politician talks in the mirror about Trumpers

Mirroring Travis Bickle — Jeffrey Denny Robert De Niro’s antihero protagonist in Martin Scorsese’s “Taxi Driver” has “few friends [and is] suffering from depression, loneliness, existential crises, and severe and chronic insomnia — Wikipedia My distinguished colleague, you powerful sexy devil who runs America, I ask unanimous consent to address myself for one minute…

Humor

2 min read

A decent Republican politician talks in the mirror about Trumpers
A decent Republican politician talks in the mirror about Trumpers
Humor

2 min read


6 days ago

Overheard at House GOP closed-door meetings discussing the Biden impeachment inquiry

“At long last, have we lost our goddamned f — ing minds?!” — Jeffrey Denny It defies conventional wisdom: With the GOP wrapped tightly around Donald Trump’s tiny yet powerful pinky, you might think every House Republican would be a craven, spineless, button-eyed sock puppet for ridiculous MAGAs and their bloodthirsty demand for vengeance after Democrats wrongfully impeached Trump twice and then stole…

Politics

3 min read

Overheard at House GOP closed-door meetings discussing the Biden impeachment inquiry
Overheard at House GOP closed-door meetings discussing the Biden impeachment inquiry
Politics

3 min read


Sep 13

Five ways to bring Zillennials flocking back to the office

Forget the climate-woke snacks — Jeffrey Denny Millennial and Gen Z workers warn the U.S. economy will remain depressed and anxious if employers make them come back to the office. Top companies are struggling to lure young, indispensable knowledge talent to come in. Many Zillennials insist that working from home is better for their healthy…

Humor

3 min read

Five ways to bring Zillennials flocking back to the office
Five ways to bring Zillennials flocking back to the office
Humor

3 min read


Sep 8

Baby it’s hot outside

A climate crisis update on an old forbidden song — Jeffrey Denny I really can’t stay (But baby it’s hot outside) I’ve got to away (But baby it’s fire outside) This evening has been (Hoping you’d drop in for my central air) So very nice (I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice, stop blocking the vent) My MAGA mom’s…

Satire

1 min read

Baby it’s hot outside
Baby it’s hot outside
Satire

1 min read


Sep 4

Dems back Biden despite his criminal “malarkey”

Incumbent shrugs off indictments, remains clear ’24 frontrunner — Jeffrey Denny Even as the disputed President Joe Biden faces four criminal indictments with 91 counts of wrongdoing, most Democrats would still reelect him. Biden maintains a commanding 51% lead over his challengers for the 2024 Democratic nomination next August, according to the latest average of leading national polls. The…

Political Satire

3 min read

Dems back Biden despite his criminal “malarkey”
Dems back Biden despite his criminal “malarkey”
Political Satire

3 min read


Aug 31

Bless you, Donald Trump

You freed the GOP to be real — Jeffrey Denny The 1950s Republican politician Lewis Strauss comes off poorly in the biography and biopic of J. Robert Oppenheimer. As President Eisenhower’s chair of the Atomic Energy Commission in the 1950s, Strauss did everything to destroy the renowned physicist. Oppenheimer was a national hero for beating the Nazis to…

Politics

4 min read

Bless you, Donald Trump
Bless you, Donald Trump
Politics

4 min read


Aug 31

Nope.

Nope. Jeffrey Denny is a Washington writer.

Humor

1 min read

Nope.
Nope.
Humor

1 min read


Aug 17

Orange is the new orange

The baddest dude on Cellblock T — Jeffrey Denny A new convict enters his jail cell for the first time and meets his cellmate. “Hi. I’m President Trump. I’m a political prisoner. The innocent victim of a liberal Deep State witch hunt conspiracy against the American people. You probably heard about me. I’m bunking here.” “Ooh, lookee…

Humor

2 min read

Orange is the new orange
Orange is the new orange
Humor

2 min read


Aug 9

How to be a real Kentleman

5 lessons from “Barbie” — Jeffrey Denny Truism: Dudes who hate the “Barbie” movie need it most. Elon Musk, Ben Shapiro, and other whiney, fragile Cro-Magnon misogynists should be strapped into uncomfortable movie theater seats and subjected to the “Clockwork Orange” Ludovico Technique. That is, they should be forced to watch “Barbie” repeatedly until the…

Barbie

3 min read

How to be a real Kentleman
How to be a real Kentleman
Barbie

3 min read

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