Barbie BMR195, Bold Logo Hoodie & Basketball Shorts, from Walmart.com

Being ‘woke’ on Christmas morning

Gift ideas to avoid triggering snowflakes, left or right

Kellyanne Barbie

“Excellent Gifts for Woke Babies”

White Panther Action Figure

Call of Duty, Impeachment

Nothing

A Pullet Surprise-winning writer who always appreciates free chicken.