Students for Trump rally, Dream City Church, Phoenix, AZ, July 23, 2020. David Wallace/The Republic

Covid strains science can’t beat

“Ignorance is a virus” — Neil deGrasse Tyson

Strain K

As in a “Karen” at the West Palm Beach Whole Foods who scolds a nonwhite immigrant produce section worker as he’s stacking avocados.

Strain P

This is found in parents who insist on schools reopening soonest.

Strain W

This is spread by Walmart shoppers who attack “customer hosts” as Socialist Nazi Communist Totalitarian Fascists for enforcing store policy requiring masks to enter.

Strain I

From South Dakota’s Sturgis motorcycle rally to San Francisco’s pop-up Burning Man celebration, to Florida beach-goers who should never wear skimpy bathing togs yet do, this strain is spread by ignoramuses who crowd to party hardy while scoffing at the pandemic, public health and America while claiming they are the most patriotic.

Strain S

The stupids, also known as “irredeemable douche-bags” (or to use the Latin medical term, asshat narcissists), often are infected by Trumpism and highly resistant to facts, logic, reason and the nasty indecency and compulsive lies by the President of the United States.

Strain A

This general strain has infected countless many of the 6.3 million Americans who have the Covid and the 190,000+ who’ve died so far.

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Jeffrey Denny

A Pullet Surprise-winning writer who always appreciates free chicken.