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Fox is innocent

How do I know?

Jeffrey Denny
4 min readApr 16, 2023

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Jeffrey Denny

“The Bible tells me so.” — 1955 gospel hit, words and music by Dale Evans

Dominion Voting Systems is lying about Fox News. For money!

Even worse than rigging the 2020 election against Trump and America, Dominion hates America’s First Amendment right to say whatever we want without responsibility or repercussion.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Fox has a First Amendment right to broadcast false and hurtful claims against anyone as long as it deems the false claims are newsworthy.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

It’s Dominion that’s abusing its free speech rights by defaming Fox with actual malice facts. Fox should sue Dominion!

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Fox also should sue the lying anti-American Socialist woke canceling pedophiliac mainstream media for malicious defamation by spreading internal Fox texts that prove Fox lies like it’s a strategic business imperative or a bodily function such as passing stool.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Unlike Satan’s mainstream media, Fox always tells the God’s truth like in The Holy Bible. At least Fox lies less.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Fox claims over the years are like God’s lips to our ears: “Fair and Balanced.” “We Report, You Decide.” Now, “Standing Up For What’s Right.” Fox never protests too much.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Fox is patriotic. It loves, cherishes, and defends the greatest president that God and Jesus, millionaire Southern Baptist megachurch preachers, billionaire GOP contributors, and craven party hacks, flacks and toadies ever blessed upon America.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Fox is the free press our Founders protected atop our Constitution. As Jefferson said, “Since truth and reason have maintained their ground against false opinions in league with false facts, the press confined to truth needs no other legal restraint.”

Fox is a truthful news source that deserves no legal restraint like the hateful liberal Dominion suit.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Fox would never pander to nor serve at the pleasure of a president. Fox is not like Russia’s TASS, China Xinhua News Agency, or Third Reich Ministry of Propaganda and Public Enlightenment.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

The mountain of evidence and charges against Trump are outrageous. It’s a Democrat political witch hunt. Trump is innocent until proven guilty, like all Americans deserve. Except nonwhites who face lesser charges than crimes against America. For them we need tougher laws and more jailing!

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Wealthy coastal elites at CNN and MSNBC feed misinformation, disinformation, and outright lies to their gullible viewers who gobble it up like a dog snacking at the cat box. Fox wealthy coastal elites would never do that.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Popular Fox personalities like Tucker Carlson that work hard for their multimillion salaries speak for the downtrodden MAGAs. They would never laugh all the way on private jets to their multiple lavish homes purchased by exploiting MAGAs who have less education and chances in life.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Fox would never appeal to its viewers’ darkest resentments, bigotry, LGBTQ-phobia, sociopathic gun obsession to arm against the imaginary Deep State, or hatred against fellow Americans who are different.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Fox would never fire experienced, professional, real journalists for reporting actual factual, indisputable news its viewers don’t like, such as election results that go against their beloved president.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Fox cares so much about its viewers that it feeds them a steady diet of feculence they want to believe, incites them to plan and commit domestic terror, and divides our nation.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Fox personalities care so much about its shareholders — who are people too — that they love the Fox stock price more than the truth.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

For instance, Mr. Carlson demanded that telling the truth about Trump’s 2020 election loss “needs to stop immediately, like tonight. It’s measurably hurting the company. The stock price is down. Not a joke.”

His concerns most certainly were unrelated to his $35 million annual Fox salary and maybe stock options.

But only a fool would believe anything Fox says.

How do I know? Fox tells me so.

Jeffrey Denny is a Washington writer.

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Jeffrey Denny

A Pullet Surprise-winning writer who always appreciates free chicken.