Kamala Harris’s J6 2025 insurrection
We were warned
Jeffrey Denny
Many laughed when Vice President and Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris hinted that she would refuse to concede if she lost in November.
We thought she was joking. Nobody’s laughing now.
To rewind, in the 2024 election runup, as Harris held a commanding lead over Donald Trump, a reporter asked whether she would accept the election results if Trump won.
Harris winked, “If it’s a fair and legal and good election, absolutely.” The only way she could lose, she said, is if Trump rigged the vote and stole the election.
We thought Harris was merely mocking Trump. But after she won an historic landslide 80% of the popular vote but lost 80% of the electoral vote, which Trump boasted at his reelection rally “was due to my big beautiful vote-rigging,” Harris declared the election wasn’t fair, legal or good enough for her.
Harris was ready to fight.
She already positioned Antifa, BLM, reproduction rights activists, college Gaza protestors, gun-safety advocates, climate Chicken Littles and other scientists, hoards of illegal terrorist criminal immigrants, liberal arts professors, language militias, top policy wonks and podcasters, MSNBC propagandists, The Squad’s squad and other radical Socialist, communist groups that hate America and straight white men to “stand back and stand by” if she lost.
As the Trump Congress convened on January 6 to certify his dictatorship for life, Harris summoned her supporters to a “big beautiful” rally on the Washington Mall where she whipped them into a frenzy to “fight like hell.”
They did.
Heavily unarmed except for bullhorns, powerfully righteous slogans, rhyming chants, clever signs and moral outrage, Kamala’s mob swarmed toward the Capitol.
But they stopped short of crossing the security barriers because they were traumatized by the armed police who were still not defunded.
The Kamala Insurrection was not completely peaceful.
A Columbia student shamed a classmate who was shouting anti-Semitic slogans while attempting to incite a takeover of the Capitol building.
A black-clad Antifa terrorist that might have been a yoga mom in charcoal Lululemon ignited a trash can to warm the hands of fellow protestors.
A gang yelling, “Where are you, Nancy?” chased down an emotional support marmoset named Nancy that escaped its human companion, also named Nancy, for reunification against its will.
A giant sign was erected saying, “Hang it all, Walz! You Trigger My Daddy Pleated Chino Issues!”
Many Gen Z protestors on their phones suffered terrifying episodes of self-diagnosed clinical anxiety and ADHD from exposure to toxic narcissism such as boyfriends, bosses and Instagram.
The worst violence occurred when a Smith College frosh attacked their nongender-identifying gender-studies professor for mis-gendering their non-gender pronoun and violently erasing their agency and identity. The identity of the non-grammatical “their” remains undetermined.
But the thick cloud that hung over the Harris insurrection, initially feared to be tear gas or even BBQ smoke, turned out to be from “burning bush” that largely kept the situation “pretty dope,” a protestor calling themselves “Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.” said.
Meanwhile, Harris laughed from the safety of her White House vice presidential office while watching the protest on TikTok.
While Chinese president Xi Jinping was watching her watch TikTok and laughing at her.
A new unsealed brief by Trump Special Counsel Rudolph Giuliani investigating Harris’s attempt to overturn the 2024 election alleges a new shocker.
When told by a worried aide that her mob was getting increasingly nonviolent and non-impactful, Harris shrugged, “So what?”
A federal grand jury later indicted Harris for conspiring to obstruct the election certification.
The U.S. Supreme Court reversed its 2023 decision in Trump v. United States, denying Harris absolute immunity from prosecution for any acts, whether official, unofficial or invented by the official Trump media.
In the Court’s shortest opinion in history, Justice Samuel Alito, writing for the Trump majority, simply stated, “Lock ‘Er Up.”
Jeffrey Denny is a Washington writer.
