MAGA comedy is ROTFL!
It literally kills!
Jeffrey Denny
Conservative comedy’s just stuff your drunk aunt yells at a wedding — Daily Beast
The angry airbag threatened me with a warning because my mask slipped below my nose.— Greg “Gutfeld!” Gutfeld, net worth $5 million, referring to a flight attendant, average salary $56,000, doing her job that’s made worse by idiots inspired by Gutfeld!
“Conservative comedy” has always been an oxymoron, with emphasis on moronic.
But like everything else he reverse Midases, Trump has made it even tougher for right-wing “humorists.”
What passes for MAGA haha is — like Trump — sarcastic, cynical, bitter, hateful and hilarious only to the mean-spirited. It panders to anger and resentment, gleefully punches down like bullies do, and AR-15s fish in a barrel.
Trumpy comedians may fake mock themselves to seem humble, but they would never dare to mock their power that be like a real comedian.
What real American comedian won’t dare laugh at a disgraced former president? Especially a twice impeached and pathologically lying, cheating, chiseling, treasonous, lawless, morally bereft despicable loser who attacks anyone who fails to hail him? Even Nixon said “sock it to me!”
And when MAGA comedy laughs at fellow Americans who are doing everything possible to save lives from Covid, it literally kills.
But in case my life takes a funny turn and I find myself headlining a Trump Country comedy club, I’ve been working on a routine:
Hey everyone!
It’s great to be here at the LOL Comedy Club in beautiful downtown Enid, Oklahoma!
Now this is what I call Real America! With Real Americans who really love America!
Am I right, people?
So I know you’re all carrying. Second Amendment! Your body, your choice!
I better make you laugh because you love to laugh! Am I right people?
Ok, seriously folks, I know you’re carrying because Antifa and BLM might come here and burn down this club.
You know, before I burn this mutha down with my set!
I also didn’t see a single Feminazi protesting outside. But you know, most Feminazis are single. You can’t get a man if you hate men!
Am I right, people?
You know, coming here from the Will Rogers airport ain’t easy.
Will Rogers himself could get here faster on a horse.
But not riding one of those Hollywood lib horses. You know, fake, slow, and making big piles of horse crap.
Yep, traffic on I-74 was bad.
It was like a BLM rally in OK City. Not many people, but still annoying. You know what I’m sayin’!
I also had to take an Uber from the airport. You know Uber is Muslim for “Camry Smelly Terrorist Hates America,” right?
So, what’s the deal with this Covid?
The libs say we’re all dying.
Yeah. We’re all dying. Like me up here. Not!
But you’re not dying either, right? You’re beating the Biden Plague!
I see a mask over there. What are you, some kind of America-hating Socialist lib?
Are you hiding your face because you’re ugly? Let’s see. We’ll be the judge.
Sir, seriously, let me ask you a question everyone wants to know: Why do you hate America?
Whatever, here’s a TikTok Instagram for all the Democrat Socialist libs who say we’re all going to die: You’re right! We’re all going to die! Someday! God’s will!
But we’re Americans! We’re gonna live on our feet, not die on our knees! Like this fake New York Socialist lib doctor Tony Fauci wants!
Am I right, people?
This Fauci guy has a lot of fancy college degrees. He has more degrees than a thermometer. But he still can’t tell you the weather. That’s because he’s the kind of thermometer you put up there. Where his head is.
You know what I’m sayin’?!
Speaking of stupid, I ran into a lib the other day.
But I left before the ambulance came.
No, no, no. Don’t laugh. Ok, maybe just a little.
We shouldn’t hit people. Even people who deserve it. Like the libs.
But don’t hit the libs. They have lawyers. Most of them are lawyers! If you know what I mean.
They’re also fragile. They’ll sue you for the Three T’s. You know, toxic tragic trauma.
But you really don’t want to hit a lib and mess up your truck. You just washed it! Hit something you can put on the barbeque! Vegans don’t have any protein!
So, what about Joe Biden?
Am I right?
Biden is the worst president ever. Trump says so. Fox says so. The entire internet says so.
Most of all, Q says so.
Even the Socialist Democrat libs say Biden sucks. Maybe Biden really can bring America together!
I heard Biden did a pull-up the other day. No, not at the gym. He sniffed a disposable diaper. And not his own.
And what about this Kamala?
Is she fake black? Is she fake white? Is Kamala the new Hyundai SUV? Is she the dinner special at the Mango Tree Café downtown here in Enid Oklahoma? Will you tell me people?!
Don’t get me started on Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, and AOC and The Squad.
I thought the California Raisins broke up a long time ago! Over creative differences!
Like, how much Socialism will it take to Build Back Better? Instead of making America Even Greater Again?
And what about the lying liberal mainstream media? Am I right, people?
Sorry, my time is up.
That’s all for tonight, folks.
Thank you. God bless you. Thoughts and prayers. You’ve been a great audience. If Jesus did standup, He would love you even more.
Be careful going home — there’s a lot of libs out there.
Don’t forget to tip your waiter. And like me on Gab since the Democrat Socialist libs kicked me off Twitter.
Jeffrey Denny isn’t a standup comedian.
