Proof that Project 2025 was written for Trump

Quite frankly

Jeffrey Denny
2 min readAug 28, 2024

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Jeffrey Denny

Former President Donald Trump denies that Project 2025, Heritage Foundation’s take on The Communist Manifesto, is a personalized mandate for his second term.

Despite his long ties with the elite Deep State Washington Swamp authors, Trump claims to know nothing about it. This time he’s not lying.

Yet if you read all 920 pages of “Remaking Governance: The Battle for Democracy and the Future of U.S. Politics,” you find these nuggets:

— “The Supreme Leader shall be supplied TREMENDOUS quantities of his Bronx Colors Orange BHC06 bronzer/concealer THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE.”

— “His Excellency’s PHENOMENAL TREMENDOUS UNBELIEVABLE HUGE crowd sizes shall be estimated BIGLY at 100 times their actual numbers, to be quite honest.”

— “Designated members of the VERY VERY NASTY FAKE NEWS ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE shall be LOCKED UP and held for prisoner swaps with our good friends Russia and North Korea as needed.”

— “The TERRIFIC BEAUTIFUL TREMENDOUS golf scores of the Greatest President in History, Better For Black People Than Lincoln will always top the PGA Tour leaderboard by 10 strokes.”

— “CEOs, visiting foreign leaders and other BIG LEAGUE STRONG SUCCESSFUL GREAT FRIENDS visiting Our Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution to genuflect and wash his feet shall be required to stay at their expense at his ELEGANT SOPHISTICATED FABULOUS VERY CLASSY Luxury Real Estate Portfolio properties at the world’s most iconic locations.”

— “Energy prices shall be ABSOLUTELY GREATLY EXTREMELY cut during the first 100 days of President For Life’s administration through a new National Energy Policy designated as DRILL BABY DRILL.”

— “Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas shall be entitled to abolish the STUPID COMPLETE AND TOTAL CROOKED CORRUPT DISGUSTING DISHONEST DUMB HORRIBLE OUT OF CONTROL PATHETIC RIDICULOUS SAD UNFAIR RUDE LYING VICIOUS NOT GOOD Department of Justice, FBI and Federal Court System except for his handpicked judges and Supreme Court justices.”

— “To be perfectly honest, a lot of people are saying they want a dictator. Everyone now is saying it. A lot of people think it’s going to happen. Everybody’s talking about it.”

Quite frankly, best case, maybe Heritage didn’t write Project 2025 for Trump. AI did.

Jeffrey Denny is a Washington writer.

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Jeffrey Denny

A Pullet Surprise-winning writer who always appreciates free chicken.