Suffering from TFS (Trump Fatigue Syndrome)?
Ask your doctor about TRUMPFYA®
Are you experiencing sudden onset diarrhea, abdominal pain and cramping, rectal bleeding, fever and fatigue?
Along with severe itching, burning skin and general pain? With free-floating anxiety, existential angst, sleeplessness, depression and extreme irritability?
And despite these symptoms and testing, your doctor insists you don’t have ulcerative colitis, psoriasis, or clinical mental health issues?
Then you may be suffering from a new condition called Trump Fatigue Syndrome.
You’re not alone. TFS affects millions of normal healthy Americans who follow the news. It’s an autoimmune disease, often triggered by stress, where the body attacks itself and causes inflammation. Some describe it as an uncivil war with ourselves.
TRUMPFYA® can help.
It works as a protective antibody by shutting off your natural reaction to autocracy, chaos, revenge, retribution, hate, fear, idiocy, destruction, and concern for struggling innocent people being hurt. Maybe someday you or your family, friends, neighbors and colleagues will be too.
TRUMPFYA® is not a vaccine rejected by the Trump U.S. Food and Drug Administration because it will reduce disease and death. Nor is it an unproven drug approved by the Trump U.S. Department of Health and Human Services based on science-free medical research.
TRUMPFYA® is safe and effective. It works to block the pain of reality by combining everyday alcohol, obsessive TikTok-swiping and binge-watching streaming TV with avoiding cable, print, talk radio, podcast and internet news, Facebook, X and everyone in your life or online who wants to discuss the latest from Washington with either horror or delight.
Patients with TSF report that TRUMPFYA® relieved the autocrat’s grip on their attention that feeds him. After just a few weeks, TRUMPFYA® began to ease their painful symptoms, and even rejuvenate their sense of respect, decency, empathy and patriotic concern for America, democracy, and the rule of law.
Ignore the abyss. Find your bliss. With TRUMPFYA®.
Jeffrey Denny is a Washington writer.
