The Long National Trumpmare Is Over
America finally says good riddance
Jeffrey Denny
January 20, 2027, was declared Real Liberation Day.
Few will forget J20, when Americans freed from dictatorship and woe swarmed the streets, cheering, hugging, and crying with joy, relief, and hopes for a better future.
After President for Life Donald Trump overwhelmingly lost Congress and the American people in the 2026 midterm elections, his cabinet turned against him to save themselves. During their highly classified “Knives Out” meeting on X, they invoked the Constitution’s 25th Amendment to remove Trump from office.
“Trump Derangement Syndrome is real, and he’s suffering more than anyone,” his cabinet stated, punctuating with the bittersweet smiley face with tear emoji. “This decision is for his own good. He always wanted to make America greater again.” Trump’s family concurred, calling him an embarrassing drag on their legacy and wealth.
When his Supreme Court refused to defend him anymore, Trump met the fate of dictators he emulated. Military police, ordered by the Joint Chiefs of Staff, arrested Trump at Andrews Air Force Base as he was boarding Air Force One to fly to Moscow.
Pentagon sources say the military rescued their Commander in Chief from angry mobs of betrayed Trump voters, corporate executives, and stockbrokers who wanted him hung upside down like his mentor Benito Mussolini from Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan if he ever stepped foot in New York City again.
Trump was captured en route to tour his lavish new Trump Resort and Casino at Red Square with Russian President Vladimir Putin. But his Attorney General Pam Bondi arranged a secret tribunal to have Trump indicted, convicted, and given a lifetime sentence at the Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp in Cuba.
GITMO’s commander, Air Force General Charles Brown Jr., the Joint Chiefs chairman that Trump fired, placed the toppled president in solitary confinement at the behest of all other inmates, including brutal terrorists, immigrant drug gangs, and fellow white collar criminals.
“El hombre gordo naranja es demasiado peligroso!” said a member of Tren De Aragua, the Salvadoran gang accused of murder, human and drug trafficking, kidnapping, and other heinous acts, referring to Trump’s girth, hue, and threat to humanity.
Trump’s former White House officials, GOP congressmen, billionaire donors, Fox News personalities, trolls, and other propagandists flooded cable news, talk radio, social media, and the deep web with statements denouncing Trump.
Most claimed they never backed the president and his reign of destruction that threatened the U.S. economy, alliances, and national security. Many were “shocked, shocked” to learn that Trump was a convicted felon and found guilty of sexual assault.
Even top Republicans didn’t realize, or thought it was “fake news” as they were told, that Trump obstructed justice, rigged his 2016 election by falsifying business records to pay hush money to a porn star, plotted to overturn his 2020 election loss, incited violent and deadly insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, threatened judges who ruled against him, and committed many treasonous acts and impeachable high crimes and misdemeanors.
“I for one never realized that Trump and his radical right-wing MAGA lunatic extremists posed such an existential threat to America, our Constitution, our rule of law, our democracy and not only America’s peace and freedom, but a free and peaceful world,” House Speaker Mike Johnson, now a Democrat, told Fox News host Sean Hannity, who nodded in agreement.
Johnson quickly reestablished the 1950s Sen. Joe McCarthy House Un-American Activities Committee to investigate alleged disloyalty and subversive activities against America by private citizens, public employees, and organizations that supported or had ties to Trump.
Johnson appointed U.S. Rep. Jim Jordan, the notoriously pugilistic Trump defender and perennial winner of Hypocrite magazine’s “Most Shameless,” to chair what supporters nicknamed the “Weaponizing Justice for Revenge and Retribution Against Trump” committee.
Former Trump aide/whisperer Stephen Miller, architect of the administration’s draconian and illegal immigration policies, also recalibrated his loyalty to serve as Jordan Committee chief counsel.
“While I cannot take the time to name all the MAGA enemies of the state who are known Trump fellow travelers and Trumpsymps, I have in my hand a database of 20 million,” Miller said.
As for the fate of Elon Musk, former Trump Übermensch, senior advisor, and head of the Department of Government Evisceration, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested, detained, and deported the “enemy of Earth” to Mars via SpaceX Starship.
Jeffrey Denny is a Washington writer.
