MAGAs: Beware of voting
“[A] group of Michigan voters held a public burning of their absentee ballot applications last month.” — “Mail-in skeptics may cost the GOP,” The Washington Post, July 8, 2020
TO: Trump voters
FROM: A red-blooded, flag-waving American patriot
RE: Our Constitutional right not to vote
Friends, we’ve all heard the stupid liberals and their mainstream media, leftist groups, pointy heads and other America haters lecturing everyone about the importance of voting.
They say it’s our civic duty and fundamental democratic right that our original patriots and huddled masses around the world fought and died for, blah blah blah.
Well, like everything the Democrat libs say, it’s a lie. Trying to make everyone vote is just more Socialist propaganda to advance their Deep State agenda. Voting is a liberal hoax and rigged against the people.
The libs also want the hordes of illegals and people offended by #WhiteLivesMatter — you know who I mean — to vote for welfare and all manner of government handouts that hard-working Americans pay for.
What’s more, we all know voting doesn’t accomplish a goddamned thing, excuse my French. Voting just helps the sleazy, greedy, power-hungry politicians get and stay in office to stuff their pockets and live high on the hog with our hard-earned money.
Worst of all, the most despicable politicians — from the hateful mob-loving DemocRats to the traitor treasonous RINOs — want to stop the Greatest President in History from draining the swamp, shaking things up, and using his stable genius to Put America First, Make America Great Again and Keep America Great.
Since we all love and know the Constitution by heart, especially the Second Amendment, we know the Fifteenth Amendment gives us the right to vote.
But it doesn’t say we have to vote.
Not that anyone should trust the government, but it says right there on USA.gov:
In the U.S., no one is required by law to vote in any local, state, or presidential election. According to the U.S. Constitution, voting is a right and a privilege. While many constitutional amendments have been ratified since the first election, none of them made voting mandatory for U.S. citizens.
So as the Marxist Democrat liberal America-haters try to make everyone vote, it’s high time to exercise our God-given Constitutional right to say not just no, but hells no.
To start the rebellion against voting, Trump supporters can use their absentee ballots to get the Weber going or to save Charmin, whatever.
Then, plan to stay home on Election Day, November 3. Turn on Fox, grab snacks, settle in and enjoy watching Trump shock and awe the clueless liberal media, stupid wrong pollsters, most Americans who hate him, and your idiot family, friends, neighbors and former coworkers who suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, which definitely not racist Tucker Carlson said is worse than the fake Covid.
There are more reasons Trump supporters might wish to avoid voting this year:
To protect personal safety
The violent liberal anarchist flag-burning Antifa mobs spreading across America, as objectively reported and repeated constantly on Fox, may be planning to attack voting places in Trump Country after they’re done toppling Founding Father statues.
If you’re a self-appointed patriot militiaman, you might be inspired to dress up in your surplus Army-Navy camo and grab your arsenal to take the law into your own hands. If you prefer to stay at home, you can incite the patriot militiamen by posting your powerful opinions from the comfort and safety of your computer.
Warning: Reports of Antifa attacks might be a false flag, or America-hating Socialist Marxist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s TikTok teens and KPop allies pranking patriots into looking foolish, which of course you’re not. In any case, with Antifa at large, it’s not worth the risk just to cast a ballot.
To safeguard personal health
Certainly the Covid is fake because you don’t have it and neither does anybody you know. Or it’s just a bad flu — no biggie. Or it’s just the Deep State government and evil liberal scientists trying to control you and destroy the economy to defeat their freedom-loving archenemy Trump and install a weak Democrat puppet like Biden.
Or maybe the Russians are just gas-lighting you, targeting your social media because their algorithms “think” you’re easily manipulated by being fed what you believe, which of course you’re not.
In any case, especially if you’re immune-compromised in any way, why take the chance of overcrowding your local hospital, overwhelming low-paid, hard-working healthcare staff, and possibly dying or killing others with your freedom? Just for the chance to stand in voting lines with complete idiots who refuse to wear masks to protect you and curb the spread of Covid?
To avoid trusting the mail
As Trump said and everybody knows, the U.S. Postal Service can’t find its rear end from a can of Shinola.
At the same time, the USPS is also a diabolically efficient tool of the Deep State. Like in the old sitcom “Cheers,” everybody there knows your name. They also know where you live, when you move and change addresses, when you’re not at home because your carrier can’t wedge any more junk mail into your mailbox, and how you deny climate change and hate trees by still getting paper utility bills.
And when you complain, the USPS brings you a ten-pound Restoration Hardware catalog just because you once clicked on an RH Facebook ad for the 802-gram Turkish Towel collection on extreme markdown at $7 per wash cloth.
To prevent the government from controlling you
You might accept when the government wants more proof of your right to vote by asking for more identification in order to combat “voter fraud,” aka, deny non-Trump voters.
But beware the double-edged sword: The more information the government gets from you to vote, the more they know about you. Do you want that? Because that’s how they get you.
Jeffrey Denny is a Washington writer.