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You’re old when …

You read pieces titled, “You’re old when …”

Your mate or date might be a grandparent.

Old is the new new.

Friends, mates or dates look nothing like your grandparents.

Consider, however, that your friends or dates might look pretty good for their ages because your eyesight is fading.

Hearing “you look pretty good for your age” is both a compliment and insult.

You see the new Buicks and say, “Damn!”

You keep your classic mid-life crisis air-cooled Porsche.

You maybe shouldn’t be driving anymore.

All young people — anyone under 32 — look pretty much alike.

“Da yutes” struggle not to condescend you.

You sneer about Millennials.

A few more powerful insights about passing 60:

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